No...I did not swallow a watermelon

So I have accepted the fact that I am not the most normal looking pregnant woman. It has taken two previous pregnancies to come to terms. I keep telling everyone I am ginormous, and now here is the proof. I am now 28 weeks, and starting the countdown. Yes...just 28 weeks and no we are not having twins again. Today I went to Emmy's kinder class to parent help. You would think I was a frieky circus performer with pinchers instead of hands and a curly black beard. I left during recess, and it felt like the whole playground got quiet and stopped to stare. Then a group of kinders ran over and were rubbing my belly and pushing on my belly button (okay I admit it, my belly button is a little on the frieky side.) JEESH HAVE YOU ALL NOT SEEN A PREGNANT LADY BEFORE!

So I need a few opinions on middle names. I like Ellsie, a combination of L for paternal grandma Louise, and C for maternal grandma Cassie. Kenyon likes Lucy....kind of the same idea of combining the two grandma names. We also like Leesy, but it doesn't combine the names as well as the first two. I need answers girls!

WILLY LOVES HIS UNDERS

So I think I've told most of you how much Will loves his underware. He has lovingly nicknamed them his "unders" and packs them around everywhere he goes. He has a purse (Kenyon believes "purse" is a curse word, so at home we refer to it as his bag, but it is definately a purse) that he takes them out to lunch, the store, library, park, or school with, and when he is outside riding his bike, he affectionately places all 10 pairs on his bike handles. He takes great pride in this. So the other day he once again came downstairs with a wardrobe change. I could tell his bum looked a little puffy, but when I started to unfold the layers, he had all 10 pairs of "unders" on. That takes some real skill because some are a little snug anyway (he's a little on the bootilicious side, like his dad). I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

Love It

So I'm sick of politics....like physically sick. I'm returning to frivilocity, and for me it is LOST. If you aren't addicted to it like Kenyon and I, its only a matter of time. Log on to Netflix, and rent the previous seasons. It will take you a few hundred hours, but is well worth your time....wow I sound a little crazy, but I'm not even joking. I have never been a tv junky, but every Thursday night at 7pm, I'm glued.

Yesterday Will was a homeless child, I think that sucker (the one that makes him look like he has big lips) was actually lunch. He is in desperate need of a haircut, and I thought I'd show you all how hilarious his hair is right now...granted he didn't get his hair fixed yesterday. He came downstairs from his nap with a swimmer and his swimming shorts on and his hair looking like this.